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At 33 he quit smoking, Will Power.
At 43 he quit drinking, Will Power.
At 53 he quit Gambling, Will Power.
At 63 he quit Making Love, Power Failure.
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A Hillarious Spelling Mistake..

Behind a Truck,
It Read..

Put Deeper
at
Night !!!
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Every nice friend is a glimpse of GOD. It s 1 of Lifes best blessings, A priceless gift that can never be bought,Sold or Forgotten.....

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Sharabi Bhakt:-Hey Bhagwan Kya Aap Meri Sharab Chhudwa Sakte Hai?
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Bhagwan- Haa beta!
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Bhakt-To Meri 40 Botal Police Station Me Zapt Hai Woh Chhudwa Do Plz..
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 Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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