News Papers Of India

The Times of India---is read by people who think they run the country.


The Economic Times--is read by people who think they own the country.


The Hindu---is read by people who are not sure who's country it is.


The Indian Express---is read by people who shouldn't run the country.


The Statesman---is read by people who think they ought to run the country.


The Asian Age---is read by people who think someone else should run the country.


The Hindustan Times---is read by people who think Delhi is a country.


The Telegraph---is read by people who think Bengal is the best country.


The Malayalam Manorama---is read by people who think only Kerala is their country, and God's ...ZIMBLE!


The Mid-Day---is read by people who can't think in this country.


The Pioneer---is read by people who think the Brits ran this country better.


The Tribune---is read by people who're more bothered about the country-side.


The Dainik Bhaskar---is read by people in the country-side.


The Bombay Samachar---is read by people who'd rather be in some other country.


The Femina---is read by the fat wives of the rich in this country.


The Stardust---is read by people who care a shit who runs the country as long as she has big t*^ts.


The PuneTimes---is read by some people who think the pub is their country.